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It’s over. Rally chicken duck, it’s time for you to stop living a lie.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 08:15 |
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Look at this asshole thinking they know more about Puffs than Stef.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 08:18 |
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I’m getting confused on which side I’m trolling now.
But I am finding great recipes for poultry.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 08:32 |
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Someone needs to give me a write out of what's going on and then make an excel spreadsheet of what side of the fight everyone is on
![]() 11/02/2015 at 09:04 |
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Webbed feet = duck
![]() 11/02/2015 at 09:14 |
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Scissors and a sewing machine can fix that.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 09:39 |
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My mind replaced the puffalump with a real duck and had a slight breakdown.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 09:41 |
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Maybe some ducks really are chicken otherkin. You don’t know.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 09:42 |
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I mean...you can only imagine what happens at those farms.
In the middle of nowhere.
All alone.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 10:50 |
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I googled otherkin just now. I can’t unknow it now.
You are a bad person for making me know that.
![]() 11/02/2015 at 10:59 |
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![]() 11/04/2015 at 02:06 |
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NO!
You are wrong. Rally Chicken is adorable, cute and most definitely a chicken.
![]() 11/04/2015 at 02:06 |
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They have to fit the Puffalump balloon on there somehow. She’s not a duck.
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NO
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The Puffalump isn’t a duck, though.
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Yeah, but this chicken is just a chicken.
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NO.
![]() 11/04/2015 at 02:09 |
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I am the Puffalump expert, yes—but that doesn’t make anyone a lesser being for disagreeing with me on basic Puffalump facts. That merely makes them wrong.
![]() 11/04/2015 at 02:09 |
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You’d have to file everyone who says Rally Chicken is a chicken under “people who are right.”
![]() 11/04/2015 at 02:10 |
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Rally Chicken is an
inedible
chicken.
![]() 11/04/2015 at 04:20 |
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Search your feelings, Stef. You know it to be true. The webbed feet...the beak...the complete lack of any resemblance to any chicken you’ve seen on earth...there is only one explanation for all of this. IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE POWER OF THE DUCK SIDE.
![]() 11/04/2015 at 06:38 |
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Got that covered.
![]() 11/04/2015 at 08:29 |
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I'm just neutral on this issue.