Will The Real Puffalump Chicken Please Stand Up?

"PS9" (PS9) 11/02/2015 at 08:06 • Filed to: None

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This is a duck.

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This is a chicken.

It’s over. Rally chicken duck, it’s time for you to stop living a lie.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > PS9 11/02/2015 at 08:15

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Look at this asshole thinking they know more about Puffs than Stef.

LongbowMkII > PS9 11/02/2015 at 08:18

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I’m getting confused on which side I’m trolling now.

But I am finding great recipes for poultry.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 11/02/2015 at 08:32

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Someone needs to give me a write out of what's going on and then make an excel spreadsheet of what side of the fight everyone is on

Punk_Girl_98 > PS9 11/02/2015 at 09:04

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Webbed feet = duck

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Punk_Girl_98 11/02/2015 at 09:14

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Scissors and a sewing machine can fix that.

cazzyodo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/02/2015 at 09:39

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My mind replaced the puffalump with a real duck and had a slight breakdown.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > cazzyodo 11/02/2015 at 09:41

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Maybe some ducks really are chicken otherkin. You don’t know.

cazzyodo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/02/2015 at 09:42

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I mean...you can only imagine what happens at those farms.

In the middle of nowhere.

All alone.

PS9 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/02/2015 at 10:50

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I googled otherkin just now. I can’t unknow it now.

You are a bad person for making me know that.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9 11/02/2015 at 10:59

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Stef Schrader > PS9 11/04/2015 at 02:06

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NO!

You are wrong. Rally Chicken is adorable, cute and most definitely a chicken.

Stef Schrader > Punk_Girl_98 11/04/2015 at 02:06

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They have to fit the Puffalump balloon on there somehow. She’s not a duck.

Stef Schrader > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/04/2015 at 02:07

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NO

Stef Schrader > cazzyodo 11/04/2015 at 02:07

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The Puffalump isn’t a duck, though.

Stef Schrader > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/04/2015 at 02:07

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Yeah, but this chicken is just a chicken.

Stef Schrader > cazzyodo 11/04/2015 at 02:07

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NO.

Stef Schrader > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/04/2015 at 02:09

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I am the Puffalump expert, yes—but that doesn’t make anyone a lesser being for disagreeing with me on basic Puffalump facts. That merely makes them wrong.

Stef Schrader > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/04/2015 at 02:09

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You’d have to file everyone who says Rally Chicken is a chicken under “people who are right.”

Stef Schrader > LongbowMkII 11/04/2015 at 02:10

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Rally Chicken is an inedible chicken.

PS9 > Stef Schrader 11/04/2015 at 04:20

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Search your feelings, Stef. You know it to be true. The webbed feet...the beak...the complete lack of any resemblance to any chicken you’ve seen on earth...there is only one explanation for all of this. IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE POWER OF THE DUCK SIDE.

LongbowMkII > Stef Schrader 11/04/2015 at 06:38

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Got that covered.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 11/04/2015 at 08:29

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I'm just neutral on this issue.